The Stafford Look

when a young male scholar attends Stafford University, his first goal is that of procreation. This task requires much undertaking, and mimicking the peacock, the Stafford male scholar attempts to copulate by employing the "Stafford look". This involves donning tight jeans, and comical t-shirts displaying ironic wording and symbols, and shite hair; whilst pleading (via facebook, text, and email) and attempting Jedi Mind Tricks (via facebook, text and email). Due to an inadequate ratio of females to males, the young male Stafford scholar faces an impossible task, and will must likely copulate with his own hand whilst thinking about his mother. The Stafford look is therefore, genrally worn, by wankers. Usually found in their environment (their room)due to being allergic and scared of everything.

I tell you it was awkward, he was creeping at me with the Stafford look, I knew I had to get out of there.

by Neffinski December 25, 2013

ben stafford

One look from him can make your stomach feel like butterflies high on steroids. He's like the prince in a "Happily Ever After Book" that doesn't know he's one and words like kind, funny, and smart aren't going to cut it.

Oh there goes Ben Stafford...wish I had his number.

by sunshine 123 June 12, 2017

Stafford Middle School

A school where dumbasses roam for attention, and everyone tries too hard. The school where you don't have a FUCKING clue what they're doing with their edges. This school makes people depressed.

Did you see Ava? She's from Stafford middle school.

by Roachella September 2, 2019

American Staffordshire Terrier

The American Staffordshire Terrier, also known as the AmStaff or American Staffy is a medium-sized, short-coated American dog breed. AmStaffs are playful, intelligent, affectionate and loyal dogs. American Staffys have some of the most unique and adorable personalities. My 11 month old American Staffy named Bruce loves to snuggle up next to me on the sofa. At night he cuddles next to me and snores the entire night. Outside or at the dog park he is so playful and full of beans. He loves the attention he gets from little kids and adults. At the end of the day it all comes down to how the dogs are raised and cared for. All dogs need socialisation and proper training.

That American Staffordshire Terrier was so cute!

by Sonny Jay December 1, 2021

doing a Stafford

To defecate in a toilet not owned by oneself.

- I had a lot of bran this morning, I'm pretty desperate, thinking of doing a Stafford.
- Dude that's disgusting, put a cork in your ass and go in your own toilet.

by RamRafford August 5, 2010

staffordshire bull terrier

staffordshire bull terriers are a breed of dog. They were originally bred for dog fighting and ratting but now, unfortunately, are normally bought by charvers to look hard. they do, however, make a great companion.

they have a very muscular build with a square like head and eyes that are set looking straight forward. the average heights for male and female are the same at around 15 inches. they have a short coat that requires minimal grooming.

there is a difference between the european breed and th american breed, as far as i know this is just stemming from ligaments being cut in the european breed's ears making them droop down.

this dog is very friendly and sociable with adults and children, it has a boistrous personality and is extremely playful. However, this breed are quite aggressive towards other dogs, mainly larger dogs.

the staff is classed in the terrier breed group.

by 7clayton7 September 5, 2005

Staffordshire Bull Terrior

The best breed of dog ever who are perfect with children, even when I bit mine.

Mummy- DONT POKE THE DOGGY IN THE EYE
Child - But he likes it
Mummy- DONT DO IT HE WILL EAT YO

Staffordshire bull terrior - No I wont I love you *lick*

by huefidhfyujrwbfjerds April 20, 2011