squirrels gone wild

The awesome bloody death of all emo.

Emo is no match for Squirrels Gone Wild

by Jesus H. Christ December 24, 2004

squirrels nostril

"Tighter than a squirrels nostril" somebody that isnt forthcoming when it comes to spending money.

Have you been the bar? your tighter than a squirrels nostril!

by Snaketrifle February 27, 2011

Squirrels Delight

When your girl squirts so hard she sounds like a squeaky, delighted squirrel.

I hit my girl with the squirrels delight, bro!

by TheReal,FuckShitCockBalls September 5, 2016

squirrels in a basket

it's a made up phrase (that i made) meaning 2 people having intercourse. it's supposed to be used in a funny way.

"they were like 2 squirrels in a basket"

"we made a baby in the squirrels basket"

"stop playing around like squirrels in a basket!"

by dyenasor October 15, 2022

Squirrels dont milk cows

Its time to eat

“‘Squirrels dont milk cows’ is a phrase used to jokingly say something obvious or pointless like feed me"

by Itsnotmewhowrotethis March 28, 2026

Two squirrels in a walnut tree

A literal statement about two squirrels playfully climbing a walnut tree on a sunny Spring morning

Stuart was feeling "chirpy" as he watched two squirrels in a walnut tree from his bed. Because Susie's mind was typically in the gutter, she assumed this to be a euphemism for the contents of Stuart's underwear. If only she had double carpeted her bottom step!

by Sharkey & Bubbles May 7, 2022

Sausage Squirrels

When a group of males set out on an adventure to actively achieve their nut (ejaculation) or multiple nuts, under any circumstances.

Wow! Those sausage squirrels are really dedicated to getting their nut!

by Fellow Sausage Squirrels March 28, 2010