squindle

a nickname for a person who kisses the same sex to make the opposite sex jealous

you little squindle, you kissed my girlfriend!

by ohkenzweesh January 16, 2008

Squinkey

Refers to a blowjob, often used by girls who don't want to sound like total sluts. This is a different way of saying they like giving head but making it sound cute.

Friend: Do you ever give guys blowjobs?

Girl: Eww, no!. I give them squinkeys because it just sounds cuter and it doesn't make me sound like a total slut if i say it in public.

Friend: Oh..

Girl: Yeah doesn't it sound cuter??! (shouts out loud) "Squinkeys for everyone!!!"

by whattayacallit? July 11, 2012

Squickle

The love child that results when a pickle mates with a squirrel.

If this squirrel doesn't stop mating with my lunch food, we're going to have a litter of squickles on our hands.

I've tried roasting the squickles with a garlic-herb sauce, but I still can't rid them of their gamey, sour taste.

by Squeak Gremlin April 1, 2010

squingle

A complete cunt who thinks he's hilarious

"Actually why don't you look in the mirror?"

"Dude you're a squingle"

by ib89 July 24, 2009

Squinker

A loud and abnormal squeeky noise that is released from your bum. It smells gross and tastes even worse.

That dude just let out a real Squinker and it smells nasty!

by Squeezyfart June 12, 2017

squickle

The combination of a squeeze and the tickle that results from that squeeze.

She squickled my knee when driving- making me giggle.

by sonyotto March 4, 2014

Squirkle

When you turn a City's town square into a circle.

Hey I drove around the new town Squirkle.

by Scottyb041171 August 16, 2015