squiggly diggly

a penis with Parkinson's disease. aka) violently shaking at all times.

Jessica! I was about to fuck Joe and I found out he has a SQUIGGLY DIGGLY!! He ain't ever getting laid!

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017

Squiggly Titties

Titties with a dick between them

I was getting it in with those squiggly titties last night a had my dick between them like two scoops of raisins-RB

by mightknight February 8, 2021

squiggly herman

the specific type of flatulence when you are seated and it bubbles up from underneath your testicles

Roll down the window, I just farted, and it was a squiggly herman.

by wiufatz2 April 15, 2011

Squiggly Dong

The third private part on a transgender person(aka a trisexual)...DUH!

He says he's trisexual...so he obviously has a penis, a vagina, and a Squiggly Dong

by thenuggetmaster1111 September 29, 2010

squiggly-spoonch

noun: any of the various organs within one's body. Often used while describing pain.

OH GOD! YOU PUNCHED ME IN MY squiggly-spoonch!

by The smile revolution January 6, 2009

Squiggly Dick

A penis that is very curvy and squiggly in shape. It also has the ability to wiggle like a snake.

Your mum - "Hey what are you looking at?"

You - "my squiggly dick"

by Yeefity queefity August 24, 2018

Squiggly Flamingo

When you get so drunk, you cannot function at the simplest of levels.

I was so drunk, I couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted me the 'C' and the 'T' --I was such a Squiggly Flamingo.

by DaGooseIsLoose April 15, 2011