bread squeezer

A person who is so awful, that they go into a grocery store and squeeze the loaves of bread.

Gerry is such a jerk, I bet he's a bread squeezer.

by Dinkleburguuu February 10, 2015

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

The reward is not worth the effort.

She’s pretty cute but she expects me to try so hard to win her over, the juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

by Who’R’You August 17, 2022

squeeze my shoes

Heard more in past decades than currently--but NOT a dead expression, by any means. Although you'll likely only hear it come from the lips of the white, local-born folks living in the bigger, Northeast metro areas of the US.

The best definition is no definition. Better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner mouthed, more socially acceptable (especially in mixed company) way of saying "Don't bust my balls." The two expressions are virtually interchangeable.

1PM, Steve shows up 3 hours late for work...
The Boss: "Good morning, Steve--glad you could join us."
Steve: "C'mon boss, don't squeeze my shoes, will ya? You worked me for 13 hours yesterday and I didn't get home until 7AM."

by Boneyard, Nails October 17, 2015

Tallahassee Squeeze

The Tallahassee Squeeze
The female of the sexual relationship is belly up on the bed while the male is standing in front of her. The male puts his index finger in her asshole, second knuckle deep and his thumb in her vagina, first knuckle deep. The male starts to continuously squeeze in a pulsating motion, tighter and tighter until he gets the Tallahassee scream. The Tallahassee squeeze is now complete and your girl will never leave you alone.
WARNING- never give a female the Tallahassee squeeze if you have that slightest thoughts of no commitment. She will NEVER leave you no matter what.

“Hey chad, remember last night? That Tallahassee squeeze has me wanting more baby”

by Buttstuffer365247 November 22, 2019

freshly squeezed

When you squeeze out your farts nice and fresh, they become freshly squeezed!

Hey Steve, come and take a whiff of this fart! It's freshly squeezed too!

by LonePooper February 4, 2018

squeezed lemon

A married man whose energy and spirit have been exhausted by the relentless demands of his wife. Typically a squeezed lemon works long hours in a soul-sucking job to earn the money demanded by his wife to support her purchases.

Look at those squeezed lemons, trudging after their wives in the galleria wondering how they're going to pay for all this crap.

by logic001 June 25, 2010

fetal squeeze

The act of going into a fetal position to squeeze out that shit when you get a stomachache.

I went into a fetal squeeze after having that burrito

by Gifted Child October 19, 2009