Squilliam

My boyfriend's penis. First name Squilliam, last name Scrotum. Resembles Squilliam Fancyson's nose from Spongebob, in length and in girth. I would call him Squidward, but Squilliam is obviously better.

"I can't wait to get home and play with Squilliam. Gonna have so much fun! "

"Oh, who's Squilliam!? Did you get a new pet?"

"No. Squilliam is my boyfriend's dick."

by shitilovesquilliam July 14, 2017

squealin

when a person yells at a high pitch, screams, shouts, or makes a funny high pitch noise.

that bitch was really squealin at you man

by sidlovescock October 26, 2009

squilliam

a complete chad against Squidward

squilliam is such a chad to squidward

by kfdfodki February 11, 2019

Squealification

To squealify something

Johnathon-"Horse Slaughterer"
Timothy-"You said that with such Squealification"

Johnaton"I like to squealify"

by SquealerIsGod July 10, 2010

Squealin' a fatty

Taking a comically large dump.

I ate too much Chinese. I'm going to be squealin' a fatty here in a few minutes.

by Gregdoom May 12, 2016

Squealing Frank

This is a sentence you yell when you pour water over your friends head, & then take them down to the ground. You need to SCREAM this phrase while doing the following actions

*Randy and Joseph sneak up on Adam and pour water on his head, then pick him up and slam him to the ground*

SQUEALING FRANK!!

by Quan Lurbens II August 27, 2021

Squilliam

A guy who acts like he’s all sweet and kind and won’t ever hurt you and then stabs you in the back and wants to “be friends” because he doesn’t want to commit to anything. Usually someone talked him out of it because he can’t make decisions for himself. They typically need therapy. Squilliams say weird things like Dandy, Swell, and Hashbrown a lot

Girl 1: UGHHH, I cant believe John broke up with me!!!
Gril 2: HE IS SUCH A SQUILLIAM!!

by DunnieBunnie55975 January 22, 2019