Squishtastic

The feeling you get when you talk to your "squishy" because fantastic doesn't cut it.

"You know what Raquel, you're squishtastic everytime I see youuuu!"

by Moofield January 2, 2019

squishma

An abbreviation for the phrase "Squish my nuts". Often used as a power move in an argument. knyuck and snuep.

Nathaniel: ... and that is why the current importation and exportation tax scheme is a failure.
Me: LITERALLY SQUISHMA NUTS XD!

by Knyuck_Boi69 June 20, 2021

squashme

1.Typically a term used by an emo insect in pain.
2.A verb that signifies when a child is working on his math homework and someone comes up from behind him and beats him with a 4 1/2 inch premature carrot.

1."BzzzzzSQUASHMEzzzz" said the bull ant to the pedestrian.
2.I was working on my Geometry when Johny, that stupid fuck, squashme me.

by Jone Of Arc January 15, 2009

squishmallow

the 10/10. so real amazing when u real. get it for a gift because they slay so much. they are the realest thing ever. always they slay. amazing thing for any occasion.

“wow squishmallow is so real for being that slay”
“ikr”

by silly goofy rascal December 21, 2022

Squashrangler

To tea-bag with such force your victim is crushed!

"I will squashrangle you"
"I squashrangled a guy in Halo" (passed tence)
"I'm a squashrangler" (discussing tea-baging in Halo)

by Mr.Spaz December 28, 2010

Squashmallow

An ability used by the main protagonist (Mateo Matcha) in Code C

The ability allows the user to immediately turn muscle mass to a soft density as used in conjunction in chapter 1 to deflect "The Compressors" shotgun ability from injuring his heart.

What the fuck? A shotgun? Where the hell did he pull that from? - Matt

Thank god he used squashmallow to avoid being hurt! Unfortunately he still has a hole in him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - The Creator (probably)

by Mateo Matcha May 7, 2022

squashmaxxing

The act of wrapping a tourniquet around your head to squish your skull into looking like a squash.

Hey honey, I caught our son squashmaxxing. What should we do?

by Scylla99 March 12, 2024