Squashie

When one's self finds that he/she wont make it to the toilet and sits down to camouflage the fact that they've shit themselves thus resulting in the faeces being squashed in the underwear.

You: man i'll never make it to the toilet.

Me: You're going to have to settle for a squashie my friend.

by Roondawg March 9, 2009

sushify

To chop something up, usually used by crazed chefs or other cooks, or in videogames which involve lots of chopping.

I'm gonna sushify you, you little prick!

by Dr Ham. I. Nator March 3, 2004

Squashy

A cool guy that sometimes smells like squash.

Man, Paul is such a Squashy!

by notgoony November 5, 2013

squashing the fly

In the game of hearts when you only win one trick.

Ha Ha Fred only squashed the fly

by tony shannon March 22, 2005

squashing

squashing is when you poo from your mouth but its a good feeling. it's sus (baka)

Hey, can't talk right now, I'm squashing (baka)

by german_nicole June 3, 2021

Slashify

A fat 34 year old gamer. He hard-scopes on the X-BOX 360 and drinks beer all day. Also suffers from a case of pancake nipples.

OMFG Slashify IS IN THE F****ING LOBBY! OMG OMG OMG I BETTER PLAY CRAPPIER COZ OTHER WISE HE WILL COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND HIT ME

by slashify May 24, 2010

squashy as

Someone who goes by the name of Spandex.

Don't worry spandex! Ex lax will keep this a secret...

"I ain't no squashy as! You be a squashy as!"

by Squashy As April 6, 2008