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I have spoken!

An epic way to say that what you have said is law and/or true and anything contrary is irrelevant and untrue
You're an idiot.

How the fu-

I HAVE SPOKEN!
by hewhosubmitswords September 15, 2009
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liberty spikes

Huge ass spike hairstyle worn by punks. Using some sort of adhesive they work their hair into seemingly impossible long spikes. Suprisingly this style dates back 2000 years ago when warriors from the celtic tribes of ancient britain would use lime to spike their hair into liberty spikes before going into battle.
whoa dude look at those spikes on that guy
Yeah thyre liberty spikes
by !!your name here !!!! September 6, 2006
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Spike your spooker

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.
Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!
by Memelyn May 20, 2019
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spokeshole

Term popularized on L.A.'s John and Ken radio show for a b.s. artist hired by politicos to push the party line.
Congressman Snordle could not be reached regarding HB257 but his spokeshole issued a statement that he cares about this issue.
by Dennis Phinney February 22, 2006
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Spikey Lawgz

A booby trap from Battlefeild Vietnam of which when deployed cause instant death.
"I'm breaking socks in the hot sun, i fought teh lawgz, and teh lawgz won!"

"Oh noes! Itz the Spikey Lawgz!!!"
by Teh 1337 Desert Snowman November 17, 2006
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Spynese

Spynese: The language spoken to represent China's world domination plans, particularly when developing new technologies such as the brand new 'Huwoy" (Huawei) mate 20 pro that tracks your every move
"have you ordered that new spynese Huwoy?" Or "alright mate, fancy a spynese for tea?"
by Mr Blow November 5, 2018
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Spike Minoda

The nickname of Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park givin by Chester Bennington. OR a close friend.
"...And here's my assistant Spike Minoda!"
by Rachel Mc July 26, 2004
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