spumpin'

When a guy takes a dump on a girl's chest while sperming on her face.

I finally got done spumpin' that girl last night after I worked up a huge steamer.

by Nasty Nate2 April 24, 2009

Spoogebob Spermpants

Spoogebob Spermpants jizzes relentlessly on other undersea creatures.

He is extremely unpopular because of this.

When Tony Tuna woke up, he was drenched in suspicious jizz.

"Damn you, Spoogebob Spermpants!" he cried out angrily, shaking his fin.

by scodder May 15, 2010

Spurmptekker

1. Noun, a streamer who is making you question your spurmp

Guy: I think Danny is my spurmptekker.
Guy 2: You gotta fight it man.

by FirePie September 8, 2018

scurmp

The act of fucking after a night of boozing. Shallow, Shallow....DEEP. (Repeat).

Dude, after: two jager bombs, a car bomb, a red-headed slut, and six beers I took her back and we scurmped all night.

by biskey January 27, 2005

SpurpShots

2017 oldgen from romania he is also an music producer he creates types of music ex:memphis/doomshop/808 bass songs/cowbells

Spurpshots music prod 808 cowbell songs yes nigger

by Iomplox April 20, 2022

spurp

A burp after the swallowing of semen.

Wife gives her husband head and finishes him off, swallowing every drop.
Husband: "Ahh, that felt so good, honey."
Wife: "Did you like that? ARRRF."
Husband: "Did you just spurp?
Wife: "Yeah, sorry honey."
Husband: "Awesome."

by bwells January 10, 2008

spumping

humping while in the spooning position

I was spumping with my boyfriend last night.

by Lindsey and Lauren October 16, 2007