spud muffin

A plain or pudgy dude who fancies himself to be a real ladies man.

Why do I attract all the spud muffins?

by Ontologist on Call July 7, 2009

slutmuffin

The female counterpart of studmuffin

Janice is a total slutmuffin.

by Dracos March 22, 2003

slutmuffin

A person (or muffin) that acts sluttishly, similar to a skankcookie.

Puts some clothes on you slutmuffin.

by nobody94 April 19, 2009

Studmuffin

One hell of a gorgeous man, yet with a sweet, soft, somewhat mushy personality; when appropriate.

"Let's go cruising for Studmuffins." The girls chimed in, when deciding what to do on a Friday night.

"Give me the phone, I'll just call 1-800-STUFMUFFIN", when Kim asked Allison, 'What men do we invite to the party?'

by Scooter McNuddy March 13, 2011

slutmuffin

a slutmuffin is a literal joinging of the words slut and muffin to produce a humourous sounding insult

You stupid slutmuffin!

by darkliquid March 22, 2005

Studmuffin

Someone EXTREMELY Hot. With an adorable pretty pretty face.

Nick Zayas is a studmuffin with his adorable face!

by Gladiator092493 April 30, 2009

slutmuffins

Of, or pertaining to, the bastard child of a female whore.

Due to the rising cost of living, due in part to the George W. Bush administration, Jane had to sell her slutmuffins on the black market to make ends meat.

by Rabbitt February 3, 2004