scratcher

An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo.

Mannn those cats at body tattoo are scratchers.

by sacred357 December 12, 2003

mother scratcher

Another alternative to the phrase "mother fucker". Useful in situations where swearing is frowned upon.

That dirty mother scratcher...
Then I kicked the mother scratcher.
I am going to make that mother scratching bolt fit.

by irishpete5 October 13, 2004

scratched out

trashed. wasted. sloshed. toasted. fucked-up. done.

as in, the person is literally scratched off "the list"; they are no longer all there.

(girl passed out on the couch)
guy 1: "how much did that chick have to drink?"
guy 2: "she's been on that absolut all night... she's fucking scratched out dude."

by gynosphinx March 10, 2009

ass scratcher

That guy who wants to sit around scratching his ass all day instead of doing anything to help himself or others, and still expects the world to supply his every need or desire. He has no legitimate disabilities but would rather live in his parents' basement instead of even trying to look for a job.

I think the term ass scratcher was coined on The Family Guy, but I'm too much of an ass scratcher to confirm that.

by Tom Donilon da bank lobbyist August 12, 2011

terry pratchett

The(second) best selling author still alive in England. Famous for his discworld series.

Second because of the rise of JK Rowling and her dull Harry Potter books.

Pratchett rocks.

The grim reaper gets drunk and has his horse stolen : it must be Terry Pratchett

by oddsocks June 30, 2004

paint-scratcher

A parking spot that is so narrow that if the driver/passengers were to open their doors the paint on the car to either side would scratch right off.

Bob: Hey man, look! ROCK STAR PARKING!!
Ray: Nah man, that's a paint-scratcher... Look at those hummers! Find another spot..

by Paul April 21, 2007

Scratcher

1. bed, a place to sleep and have a wee fly scratch of various body parts
2.An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo
3. A loose woman/man. A person who is sexually active. this refers to the fact they might have an s.t.d. that causes you to scratch yourself
4. A lazy person who does not have a clue. Refering to the fact that they are that dumb and lazy that they just stand there scratching their heads
5. Normally refered to a bitchy girl who might scratch in a fight

1. See ya all later I'm off to ma scratcher
2. That doughball in the tatoo shop is a right scratcher
3. See that wee cow I went home with last night i think she's a right wee scratcher
4. That Stephen never got that wall built today! yeh he's right scratcher
5. Watch out for that Angie she's a right scatcher

by Sukma June 27, 2007