Green Spout

A complete alpha male. The man that is superior to all other being around them. Usually largest penis size, and least gay.

Homeboy#1: Hey, wanna pasz after a right hand mike?
Homeboy#2: Nah brother-man, I’m the green spout!
Homeboy#1: Oh I apologize your majesty, my bad.
Homeboy#2: Stand down my inferior mouse dicked peasant!

by Dont.Spill.the.Kool.aid December 24, 2020

up the spout

Idiom used for a situation that has gone awry, or wrong.
A British term for something that has been ruined.

The US economy is going up the spout.
Tony Blair has gone up the spout.

by Niklit January 14, 2008

Splunt

A spliff/blunt. Meaning a blunt with some tobacco in it.

What I smoked before I wrote this definition. Time to roll another splunt!

by splunted August 3, 2007

Dirty down spout

When a chick lays on her back with the down spout from the house inserted in her pussy. 3 guys get on the roof. 1st guy pukes down the spout, 2nd guy takes a shit down it & the 3rd guy takes a piss to wash it all down.

Hey roofers, can you give me a dirty down spout?

by Sac makers June 24, 2016

baby spout

Another term for a woman's vagina, esp. when she is almost or currently pregnant.

"Yeah, she popped another one out the baby spout." Or "I got me up in that baby spout."

by Ashley November 29, 2004

cracker spout

slang term for the mouth when telling someone to shut up. synonymous with pie hole, cum dumpster, etc.

seal the cracker spout, or it's curtains!

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Spoont

Aussie slang popularised by The Picute Magazine, meaning 'to ejaculate.'Spoont' usually refers to the act and 'Spoonta' as the product. It's aslo used as an exclamation of attractiveness.

"Did you see that girl, mate? Spoont!"
or
"Sadly, my undies are crusty with spoonta."

by dogboy1 May 25, 2008