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sporty bois 

the legends themselves that get all the clout
that group of guys are sporty bois
The condition of the Seas whereas it is rough and navigation is possible, usually results in vessels occupants becoming drenched and possible seasick
Went out fishing today and the Seas were sporty, my gf chummed all day
Sporty by sycraft August 4, 2008

sporty jerk 

a frantic hand-job, usually done when sex is not feasible and risk of getting caught is high
I gave him a sporty jerk in his bathroom before his mom got home from work.
sporty jerk by SportiestJerk October 13, 2006

It's a tuba thang, shorty 

Something someone doesn't need to worry about.

Comes from the movie 'Drumline' with Nick Cannon when Jason asks Charles what's up with his socks.
Kay: *giggle giggle giggle*

Miranda: What are you laughing about?

Kay: Don't worry 'bout it. It's a tuba thang, shorty.
That Mel C sure is sporty!
Sporty by Cary1 December 11, 2007

sporty vinny 

you proceed to pull down what you think is a females pants but as the pants are being removed your suddenly surprised by a penis. then in your state of shock, the tomboy cock slaps you.
Dude i was mackin on this hot girl from the basketball team and i made a move and then she pulled a sporty vinny.
sporty vinny by shahin karimi April 16, 2007