Spoonerite

Someone who looks like they’d commit a sexual crime.
Characterized by jet black, oily hair.
Usually have bad posture.

“That guy’s a real spoonerite.”

by SpooneriteNation October 30, 2023

indie sportster

Pretty much an indie hipster who enjoys outdoor sports. They still have the style and the attitude but they wake up on Saturday mornings to go biking or hiking or kayaking...

Natives are usually in San Francisco or Seattle - rarely see them in New York.

"Terence is such an indie sportster - with those ironic sideburns and that hunger for the wilderness"

by Tumansky March 23, 2008

spoonerism

A humourous phrase where the first letters of 2 parts are reversed. Named after Rev. Spooner.

"This way Madam, and I'll sew you to your sheets" (= show you to your seats).

by zimman August 28, 2005

The Spooksters

A group of Washington, D.C. based persons, who are avid users of the schedule I controlled substance LSD (Lysergic Acid Dyethylamide)

Spooksters also use other substances such as MDMA, Oxycodone, Adderall, Vyvance, Xanax, Marijuana, 25I-NBOMe, Psilocybin (Mushrooms) at their own discretion and personal preference.

U ain’t one of The Spooksters if u never dropped acid.

Spooksters stay be coppin spooky paper.

by Spookster A February 28, 2018

Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

spinster jess

1)An old, unmarried lady. She usually has 47 cats and loves scaring away little kids that come up to her door on Halloween.

2)A fourteen year old girl that believes she will never get married and wants to become a spinster.

little girl: oh my goodness, did you hear about that spinster jess that lives down the street!?

little boy: yessir! i went to her house on Halloween and she let her crazy cats come out and attack me.

or

Jessie: so i think i will end up being a spinster when im older. yaay!! :

Lydia: OH MY GOODNESS. You will not become a spinster jess!! i wont let that happen.

by jess the spinster March 5, 2008

spoonerism

Transposing inappropriate begginnings on two different words.

Jordan made the ultimate spoonerism today when he said, "They were ligging the erections."

by Maria Klodowsky May 29, 2007