Spooge Monster

One who loves to have someone spooge on their face. They love to taste and swallow spooge.

Man that porno chick is a spooge monster.

by The unknown Monkey Spanker August 13, 2003

Spoonie

A word used to describe a person with a chronic illness, which originated with the spoon theory that helps explain what it's like to have a chronic illness to people who are in good health.

It is very popular amongst people who suffer from P.O.T.S.; Post Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome, which is a form of dysautonomia characterized by many symptoms which includes fainting, extreme fatigue, low bp, fast heartrate, hypotension headaches, low blood volume, exercise intolerance and more. It is chronic and has no known cure although large amounts of salt in the diet, drinking constant fluids, compression stockings, and medications have been known to help with some symptoms.

My favorite spoonie items are compression stockings, shower chairs, and salt tabs :)

by LittleGus April 21, 2018

spooge luge

1. a tattoo on the small of a womans back, that she presumably likes to be covered with a man's seemen

That girl is such a slut, that spooge luge has all of our names on it.

by wheezy302 November 13, 2007

spooge crystals

White crusty substance that has been left over after mansoup spills on furniture and dries.

I went to sit on my couch and noticed my roommate left spooge crystals all over my favorite spot.

My girlfriends bangs were stuck to her forehead due to spooge crystals.

by Ima P Ness April 25, 2010

Spongie

A name typically given to the male viewers/fans (whether they are straight, gay, bisexual, etc.) of the Spongebob Squarepants franchise. They typically do not give in to the hype that males aren't allowed to enjoy things that may be intended for females.

Hey I hear that kid is a spongie

by Howard Brawnard February 6, 2014

Spoolie

Name of a mascara wand

I always brush my eyebrows with a spoolie to keep them tidy

by Mean Neen November 30, 2018

Spooge Hole

n. 1. An orifice into which ejaculate is deposited, usually in large quantities by several doners. 2. A sexually promiscuous person who craves cock and enjoys receiving mass quantities of ejaculate into their own bodily orifices.

That bitch I met in Aransas Pass last night was a fucking spooge hole! S'keet, s'keet, s'keet!

by Waylon the Talking Pumpkin August 1, 2006