Nigga Spooked

When something is so scary that its spooks the timbs off a hard ass nigga.

Nigga 1: Damn nigga, Charlene said she was pregnant and my mothafuckin timbs flew off my goddamn feet!

Nigga 2: Damn son, that hoe really got you Nigga Spooked like that?

by The Crippled Crip December 23, 2019

spoofer

A teller of tall tales that often happened to a friend of a friend and therefore cannot be substantiated.

Bod: One of Mungo's mates woke up in a bath full of ice cubes minus a liver and...
Graham: Ohh shut up Bod, if you can prove that happened you can give me a Len Brennan!!

by Anonymous October 3, 2003

spooked ass bitch

one who is often threatening, (generally in a physical manor), yet does not follow through with such threats; the individual is in fact, afraid of physical confrontation.
One who is "spooked," as in being in fear of something.
One who is "jumpy," or otherwise nervous reagarding any situation.

That "spooked ass bitch" better watch out, 'cause my cousin know witchcraft.

by Jesse Valencia October 24, 2002

spooked moose

While engaging in rear-door entry with a female partner, have an acomplice hide (preferably in a closet). With your two hands spread out, position them over her head like moose antlers. Have the friend jump out of a closet with a camera (flash required) to take a picture, one that resembles a spooked moose. variations can also be played out resembling a deer

That girl totally got a spooked moose from our buddy last night.

by Playa Hat3r March 28, 2007

Spooged

When someone offers you a handshake, but instead of returning it with a likewise handshake, you dig your hand deep down into your nut sack, wipe your hand with your nut juice, and quickly wipe it onto his face.

Dam! You just got spooged!

I can't believe I fell for that spooge!

Is that nut juice on your face from a spooge, or are you just happy to see me?

by Rhino Virus April 12, 2011

spoofer

A kidder, joker

Johnny is such a spoofer.

by Tina March 17, 2004

Spooked

According to me, and the mfs in chapter 20 of The Things They Carried, spooked means

"to get killed"

My Dawg: Ight we goin on this drill right quick, ill be back

Me: Ight bruh get back, an dont get spooked

by BoodanemGsama May 6, 2023