French Sponging

The act of wiping human residue off public facilities using a french baguette

Stephen entered Snow Hill Toilets armed with a baguette and proceeded to 'french-sponge' the residue from the toilet seat in cubicle 4 - therefore he had done some french sponging

by Mr ON October 3, 2007

Anal Sponging

When you insert a sponge into your anus and let it soak up your feces for about a week, then excreting it onto a salad spinner above your significant others face. Thus letting the chocolate rain onto all who are around.

"Hey joe, what did you do this weekend?"
"Just a little anal sponging with my wife, it was everywhere!"

by Sponjizz1930 June 20, 2014

Spanging

(V) The act of asking for spare change.

We could spange enough to get some smokes.

by SpiSpi July 2, 2005

Spanging

Begging for spare change at freeway on/off ramps and in front of stores with or without a sign.

The economy is so bad, it is common to see people spanging on freeway exits and on busy corners.

by Berryblue August 16, 2009

sponting

A tribal dance involving twerking and pterodactyl screams.

Often a mating ritual seen in clubs

Ew gross man, what are you doing?!
Chill bro, I'm sponting for that chick over there.

by Steve Irwin the third June 5, 2014

Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010

Sponding

1. to agressively flirt with somebody to the point that you are making out with words
2. to be talking so closely to another person that you are practically making out
3. due to extenuating circumstances that make it impossible for you to actually make out, you get as close as you physically can

"Sarah was sponding so bad with mike last night, I'm not actually sure if they made out or not."

"Dude those two were all over each other, they were sponding in the corner all night!"

"i didnt make out with him, we were only sponding"

by spond December 6, 2007