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Spocking Fives

To honor the late Leonard Nimoy by changing the appearance of Sir Wilfrid Laurier on Canadian five-dollar notes to make him look like Mr Spock.
That guy on the Canada five-dollar bill that they are spocking fives with kind of looks like Jeremy Clarkson.
by SeriHaldon March 5, 2015
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Stocking overflow

When stuffing the Christmas Stockings, and you have too much stuff to fit inside, the extra gifts that you scatter around the outside of the stocking are called " Stocking Overflow".
As I was setting out the Christmas stockings on Christmas Eve, my husband was questioning all the extra gifts that couldn't fit into the stocking, he asked what is that? and I said, "Stocking Overflow".
by Jo-March December 1, 2022
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Spoking

To pleasure a lady with your hand using a Mork and Mindy nanu nanu hand style gesture.
I have her a good spoking last night
by studleymoore January 14, 2010
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Silk Stocking

A dangling anal prolapse extending several inches out from the oring.
After hours of plundering anal sex, Roger told his girlfriend to go peek at her ass in the mirror as she was now sporting a lovely silk stocking dangling between her ass cheeks.
by Eaton Holgoode February 17, 2015
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quantum spookiness

Any shit that scientists cannot explain, like atoms changing characteristics to identical ones when they're totally separate and disconnected, or measuring the width of hair by imagining how wide it is. Using lasers. Yeah, I know, wtf.
Scott Married a woman!?! Thats fucking quantum spookiness.
by Matt BB October 15, 2003
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fresh socking it

When you're so rich, you can afford to wear a brand-new pair of socks every day.
by Fauxpaw January 31, 2007
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Shocking Sanchez

A Shocking Sanchez is when a Shocker hand gesture is inserted into a woman's anus (pinkie) and vagina (index and middle fingers) this is also known by this phrase "2 pink, one in the stink". After this insertion is withdrawn, this same hand gesture is placed under a person's nose with the pinkie being drawn under this person's nostrils. In some cases, this person sticks out their tongue to sample the vaginal juices on the index and middle fingers of the passing by shocker hand.
After I gave my gf a shocker, I decided to let her smell her own ass and taste her pussy by turning that simple shocker into a Shocking Sanchez...she loved it and wanted me to do it over and over again.
by Buck Futt April 3, 2010
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