spocking

A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.

The dirty bitch couldn’t get enough so I gave her a damn good spocking

by ben January 11, 2004

Spocked

When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.

Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.

Person 3: you just got spocked.

by kcianfaglione July 23, 2013

The Spock

Derived from the ancient Chinese art of the shocker. It is performed by making a Vulcan sign with either your right or left hand, then you insert two fingers into the vaginal cavity and two into the anal cavity. If this does not please that special lady then you can use your free thumb to rub her clitoris until organsm or until the alcohol wears off.

I picked up this bitch from the club, and she wuz so horny that she asked for The Spock!!!

by testiclese April 27, 2004

Spocking

Inserting two fingers into a lady's vagina and two into her anus at the same time, making your hand into Doctor Spock's signature hand gesture.

I did a bit of spocking last night and she loved it!

by TILF2 November 24, 2011

Spocking

When you spin in your chair back and forth in a mellow, yet short movement. If you turn your head sideways, its totally like rocking. The result: spocking.

Today at work, we had a spocking contest to see who could spock the longest. It was gnar.

by spockingman August 23, 2009

spock

A way of referring to a highly intelligent and calm person. Usually a compliment.

"Wow, that guy is a real Spock, I thought he'd never be able to finish that code in time."

by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

Spocking

To Perfrom the Vulcan Salute and insert it into anothers fanny and anus at the same time.

I gave her a rite good spocking, you know two in the pink and two in the stink.

by Geoffry marshall shaw March 27, 2008