A sexual act. Inserting the index finger and middle finger into a female’s vagina while pushing the other two digits in her anus.
by ben January 11, 2004
When someone tells a joke and the listener reacts too logically to the joke then you've been spocked.
Person 1: what did one tree say to the other tree?
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.
Person 3: you just got spocked.
Person 2: trees don't speak and in fact, did you know that trees...
Person 1: nevermind, we are done here.
Person 3: you just got spocked.
by kcianfaglione July 1, 2013
Derived from the ancient Chinese art of the shocker. It is performed by making a Vulcan sign with either your right or left hand, then you insert two fingers into the vaginal cavity and two into the anal cavity. If this does not please that special lady then you can use your free thumb to rub her clitoris until organsm or until the alcohol wears off.
by testiclese April 28, 2004
Inserting two fingers into a lady's vagina and two into her anus at the same time, making your hand into Doctor Spock's signature hand gesture.
by TILF2 November 24, 2011
When you spin in your chair back and forth in a mellow, yet short movement. If you turn your head sideways, its totally like rocking. The result: spocking.
by spockingman August 23, 2009
by Athene Airheart March 15, 2004
by Geoffry marshall shaw March 28, 2008