old spunker

A mature promiscuous woman, a senior lady who still enjoys being sexually active.

John
Would you be offended if you was called an old spunker ?

Cath
It shouldn’t bother you John as it actually refers to a mature promiscuous woman!

by AzTheGeek November 5, 2018

spunker

a milf over the age of fifty.variations include spunkilicious and spunk dumpster.

"damn, your grandma is a spunker."

by clumas May 7, 2005

Greek Spelunker

The act of inserting an illumiated flashlight into a female's rectum, then spreading her labium with both hands, attempting to "see the light"

I lost my class ring in Kristen's gaping cavern, and had to perform a Greek Spelunker in a valiant attempt to recover the lost treasure.

by Darryl N December 14, 2008

butt spelunker

One who explores the deepest,darkest recesses of someone's crap cave.

As I went butt spelunking in Suzy, I think I shot a wad into her upper intestinal tract.

by rev. ray April 8, 2004

Thumb Spelunker

The act of letting someone sit on your thumb....while hand is in hitchhiker position, place it under someone while they are sitting down so your thumb pokes them in the butt...

Damn , that was one hell of a thumb spelunker , it almost ripped my pants !!!!

You dirty thumb spelunker , you went straight up my ass !!!!

by Heyman3000 March 7, 2010

ass spelunker

1) One who engages in the practice of exploring the anus and rectal passage of another, just as a spelunker enjoys exploring dark, dank, underground passages.
2) A person who acts as though he might enjoy the practice of ass spelunking.

1) Man that guy is an ass spelunker. I think I saw him in the Gay Pride Parade last week.

2) Goddamnit Jimmy, stop prancing around like a fucking ass spelunker.

by Ragefist November 17, 2002

Wet spelunker

Another name for a dick/cock. In particular after having had sex in a wet pussy or ass.

Derived from the concept of exploring a dark cave which is usually very wet as can be seen with a pussy and ass after lube is applied.

The wet spelunker bulging in Davids pants was making it hard for Taylor to concentrate.

by Kittyslyfox December 2, 2020