Sploodoo

A mixture of semen, blood, and doodoo usually resulting from rough anal sex.

I was pounding her ass balls deep, when I got up that morning my dick was covered in sploodoo!

by Kizurazgubye January 17, 2008

sploojunkie

A person who can't receive enough sploogies.

"Dude! You should have seen Adam he was going all sploojunkie on those dudes. Like a lawn sprinkler."

by Ballgazer December 22, 2008

sploogeheef

An ejaculatory deposit with increased gaseous pockets that derive from the penis.

My heefbucket friend sploogeheefed my neighbour's dog while i watched

by Heeferqueefer April 18, 2009

sploozer

A word coined by the famous Adam Carolla. (SPLOO-ZER) Noun

Combination of a Spazz and a Loser. Someone who stalks celebrities.

Security guard Andy took care of the SPLOOZERS lining up outside the KROQ radio station in hopes of meeting the hot female guest that was appearing on the show.

by BB January 26, 2004

Sploog

To cum; to jiz on ones face; an eruption from the peinis.

After head I splooged in her face.

by Anonymous February 18, 2003

splooge

Any and all ejaculatory juices that derive from the male penis.

This word can be used as a noun or verb.

Shane splooged all over her face.

I hope his splooge isn't on my pillow.

by K Dizzle August 18, 2004

Splooey Mayo

Seaman that you think is mayonnaise until you eat a couple of your fries.

"My kebab has splooey mayo on it."

by Shaun R. Palmer January 30, 2008