Sploogie

A long, snot-like strand of hot, steamin' semen that falls slowly to the rug from a woman's cunt after she's just finished fuckin' ya on a beat up, old couch with her on top.

"As soon as I came, a sploogie dripped from her twat that she desperately tried to catch with her hand, but to no avail!"

by bus bozo January 1, 2008

splodge

lazy day, cba to do anything

I'm enjoying a splodge day with so and so

by germanevilbitch October 27, 2011

sploogie buttplug

A man whos insists that he's not a homosexual when he in fact is. Some men go so far as to get married to try to hide their homsexuality. Have been known to make sexual advances towards their male friends. When turned down, they say it was a test. Then tell everyone that he's gay.

He's not fooling anyone, he's such a sploogie buttplug

by stinkymcshittypants April 22, 2011

splodge

a womans vagina

neville:"wa goan blud, what you been up to?"
winston:"just been playing with my bitches splodge all afternoon nigga!"

by sweatybollox May 9, 2010

Sploogies

a headshot in any video-game, prefferably GOW2

i crank sploogies

by g-raffe April 19, 2009

Splodge

A fucking dick head that is a downer and sucks dick

Splodge is a dick

by Fijgd May 4, 2017

splodger

The little-known, but correct term for what is commonly referred to as aTV remote control device.

"Where's the splodger??"
"The what..?"
"You know! The thing for the TV! That thing with all the buttons! The thing with the buttons that you go *splodge, splodge!* with to work the TV... The splodger!!"

by GetItRight! August 27, 2017