shit splatters

when something nasty or revolting splatters

Guy 1: Man i really wanted to smack your wife today - she was fricking pissing me off!

Guy 2: Why didn't you?

Guy 1: Shit splatters.

by Moriah5467 October 10, 2008

the green apple splatters

your shit turns green,breaks and slams down the toilet while you bleed out and scream in pain. death follows. usual symptoms are cramps, vegan foods and listening to pink floyd non stop. it killed even the aztecs who despised green. in some cases the forces of hell will force their way out leading to you not being able to die but also feeling unending butt pain.

joe: i can't hold it!

(2 hours later)

JOE! ( green shit fills the toilet while joe clings to life)

"i had the green apple splatters, my body is broken, OH GOD NO!!

(craps out skeleton) why can't i die? no dear god (gets dragged to hell)

honey i need to pee

go ahead

(scream)

not again!

by I h8 nes May 1, 2014

green apple splatters

When you had a wonderful night around a good camp fire and had a few drinks and in the morning you go down to the blueberry patch and get a good fill of berries right off the plant good way to fill the belly in the morning wait... wait... that afternonn still have had anything else to eat and im in the liquor store in canada and whooppps theres that earge gladly i used the bathroom good thing it was a small town store or i would had a bad mishap in the cart space

dont eat alot blueberries in the morning on a empty belly
or you will have the green apple splatters

by jeff broadbely March 28, 2008

splattman

Retarded person

that person is a splattman

by Rasmus Orrel March 19, 2017

splatusch

when u splash water on a thot

I splatusch(ed)on that thot

by SureRox March 28, 2018

Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025