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Look you where looking for a defernition, but you see... this... thing is to full of dark energy that consumes so much that a defernition connot describe this horror.
by TheExplodingEevee September 28, 2019
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John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses
Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know
by anonymous September 24, 2023
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splatrolling

When you masturbate while somersaulting. Can also be done while having sexual intercourse with another person for bonus pleasure.
Dave: Man, my mom walked in on me splatrolling last night!
Joe: Should've locked your door, Dave.
by MC Swoosh June 2, 2015
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Soggy Spatoon

The act of wrapping your nut sack in wet paper towels to prevent nut to leg stickage, then after a long day unraveling the paper towels and sticking it in someone's face for them to smell the nut sweat.
After a long day of work I took off the paper towels and stuck them in my girlfriends face. She received my soggy spatoon, it was killer.
by Stintbbz14 March 27, 2016
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Splatoon 2

The strongest weapon known to man. Using this will instantly kill its victims, this happens because all the gay player’s gay spreads into the game’s code It multiples it tenfold until it makes everything around it gay.
Idiot: “your dad lesbian.”
Person:*pulls out Nintendo switch*
Idiot: “You’ll kill us both!”
Person: “I know .”
Person: *starts Splatoon 2*
*both start to disintegrate*
by Mr fabulous May 14, 2018
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Splatoon Manga

The Splatoon Manga was made by Sankichi Hinodeya and is available through the CoroCoro Comic Magazines. It starts of with our protagonist, Goggles. He is stupid and dumb, but makes the comic funny. As it progresses, Goggles and his team are faced with many strong teams, but with the power of friendship and believing in his friends, him and his team make it though. The current Splatoon Manga chapter introduces a new character, Vintage. Vintage is a strong opponent that the makers of the Splatoon Manga haven't gone really in depth with him.
Billy: Hey, have you seen the new chapter for the Splatoon Manga? It's so good!
Bob: What's a Splatoon Manga?
by NyanGaming1243 February 19, 2019
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Salty-Spatoon

when fucking a chick(with a rubber), you skeet in the condom, and rub the skeet all over your dick, then you take off the condom and slap the girl around with your "salty-spatoon"
Chester: dude holy shat after a rough night with ryan's mom, i finished off that MILF with a salty-spatoon.

Ryan: dude same here!
by Chester THEE Molester December 20, 2008
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