Facebook Spiritual

We all know these people. They litter our Facebook news feeds with pseudo-spiritual garbage they have just withdrew, out of context mind you, from the latest philosophy book, heresy of a friend, and/or New Age blog. They contradictorily use the most superficial expression of communication available to Western culture as a soapbox to preach about "enlightenment," "awakening," or "the way." Not sure if they think they are Bruce Lee or Jesus Christ, but they come off more like a cross between a monk and a bum standing on a street corner reciting madness to himself.

"Life is the edge of the universe. I am enlightened, you should become enlightened as well." ~Example of a Facebook Spiritual posting on Facebook

"That guy lives off the support of his friends and family, has no goals in life, doesn't mind using gasoline or computers whose very use and existence here in America enslaves the developing world...yet preaches every frickin' day on social networks because he's another goddamn Facebook spiritual."

by Jahzon October 21, 2011

Spiritual Gonads

Used to describe someone who is a warrior in his faith.

That guy really loves Jesus, he has a pair of huge spiritual gonads.

by FlipDiesel July 12, 2010

Spirituality

Spirituality is the belief that there is a god or higher power, but one does not know who that higher power is. People who believe in spirituality tend to realize there are numerous religions in the world and feel as though they have no right to say one religion is right and another is wrong, when there is no actual proof any, except that some human a long time ago wrote something down. Spiritual people still pray, meditate, etc because they believe there is a higher power and do not believe we are all alive on this earth due to coincidence. They are very open-minded, and strive to be good people.

John: What religion are you?

Jane: I am not religious, I am spiritual (spirituality), because I do not feel that I have the right to say that Christians are correct and Buddhists are wrong when I do not know who is right or wrong. I pray to a higher power.

by Jane Doe 123 October 13, 2011

spiritualism

Spiritualism is the belief that after death we continue as a spirit.

Jhon: I'm a spiritualist, what are you?
Joey: What is spiritualism?
Jhon: Belief that after death we continue as a spirit

by Religion May 14, 2016

spiritual level

When something is destined for or with you

I relate to DJ Khaled on a spiritual level - said no one ever

by happyredguy July 25, 2017

spiritual paedophile

a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.

our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well

by geek.neo May 5, 2010

spiritual slut

A highly promiscuous woman who has evolved her craft into a philosophy, a religious practice, and/or a medical practice. She can heal the wounds in a man's or woman's soul with the power of her cunt.

Man #1: Hey, you know that lady next door just took in another guy going through a breakup?
Man #2: Oh yeah, that girl. Man, I heard she lights scented candles around the bed and fucks the holy living shit out of a guy or a girl, and when she's done with them they're all 'I'm healed' or something like that. Just the ones that are hurting, mind you, and she don't take no money either.

Man #1: Oh, she's some sort of spiritual slut, huh?

by lonelychronicler October 12, 2015