Spigot Ass

A ungodly form of diarrhea to where it’s like a water spigot on full blast

Man I had horrible spigot ass I had to clean the back of the toilet seat

by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

Spigot

1. A component with 2 dimensions that locates two items in the right place.

2. A word that was made up because Dad had no idea what to say

1. I bout a spigot for the MZ
2. A Spigot is a perfectly good word!

by Ecodragon28 November 23, 2020

splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.

Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.

by WriteHot January 29, 2017

Spigot

The kind of guy to blow up someone's Sol Ring on Turn 1.

Bill: "Screw you Rian, you dick, I'm blowing up your Sol Ring because I can"

Rian: "dang"

Literally everyone else: "what a spigot"

by Ghostshucks January 1, 2024

Spigot

A dead motherfucker.

Spigot is a dead motherfucker.

by VIBIN October 21, 2022

Gravy Spigot

Gravy with tadpoles instead of gravy with hamburger. Extra points if you're a gravy guzzler. Stroke the spigot to get it.
Eat the celery or pineapple for a smoothie instead. Either way you get breakfast in bed.

Casey looked forward to guzzling gravy out of his spigot every morning. A gravy spigot is the breakfast champions!

by Thelmaandlouis January 31, 2021

pleasure spigot

This can represent many things that release pleasure and do not have to represent genitalia. Choose your own!

Naomi needed a release. She thought about that certain someone and began polishing her pleasure spigot. Afterwards, she felt much more calm and relaxed. The other riders on the bus were experiencing different emotions, however.

by von groovy October 27, 2024