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GET OUT BEFORE THE SPIDERS HATCH

Its used as an alternative to the expression ' to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. ' for example it is relevant to leaving a situation that is liable to impending doom. Imagine a giant huntsman bursting open with thousands of spiders running around your house. Also relevant to teachers leaving their profession before having a nervous breakdown.
My mate stole from her employer and thought she got away with it but staff stopped speaking to her all of a sudden, so I said to her, don't you think its time to get out before the spiders hatch.
by LIZARDCHOPS January 27, 2018
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Spiders Nightclub

A legendary alternative nightclub situated in Hull, England. Home of cheap drinks, fine women, great music and friendly staff for over 20 years.
Joe: "You going to Spiders this weekend?"
John: "Certainly am"
by Rust In Peace May 13, 2005
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spidergasm

The sudden rush of aggravation and disorientation felt when becoming ensnared in a previously unnoticed spider web, often accompanied by random thrashing movements. The intensity of a spidergasm may be heightened if the subject is not fully awake or suffers from arachnophobia. A secondary effect may be felt up to an hour later if the spider responsible for the web is found in the subject's hair or clothing.
Chuck lapsed into an uncontrollable spidergasm as his face brushed against a web as he exited his house.
by Some Guy with DSL September 23, 2005
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Spiderism

The polytheistic religion based on the group and teachings of the Spider Gang, or its beliefs and practices. One must support the beliefs of the gang in order to be accepted as a Spiderist. Places of worship include, but are not limited to; the basement and the streets. Practices of this religion involve doing drugs, listening to the gangs music, participating in fanart friday, and placing cards against humanity boxes in children’s aisles.
Soon after I found out about Spider Gang and their ear rape penis music, I started to believe in Spiderism.
by tricksick October 17, 2020
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fucking spiders

An exclamation of sheer disbelief or wonder.
Fucking spiders, check out the legs/tits/arse on her
by Mad Mikki Bongo July 25, 2014
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spiderdust

Spider Dust n. : Also known as cheese extract, Spider Dust is a strong stimulant mostly used as a recreational drug. It is commonly snorted (via eye sockets), inhaled, or injected into the veins. Mental effects may include loss of contact with reality, an intense feeling of being a spider, or “shooting some webs your way.”
Get me some of that spiderdust
by A_person September 9, 2015
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spidersona

An OC or persona inspired by Spider-Man, and more specifically the ‘Into The Spiderverse’ movie. These characters typically resemble Spider-Man in some way, but have their own characteristics, design, and/or abilities that set them apart.
“Here’s my spidersona, Spider Heart!”

(-Instagram caption)
by goose_pigeon January 12, 2019
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