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Despacito spider

A spider that can cause destruction to worlds. It is mainly composed of a pill, the top being yellow and the bottom being red, six spider legs, and a large smile. It can cast a spell of utter obliteration: Yeetus yeetus, commit self deletus!
I saw a despacito spider murder somebody while saying "Please commit agonizing actions of engaging in commitment in engaging commit commitment of the dying one."
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
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cider spiders

the paranoid hallucinations you see when suffering the after effects of a heavy night on drugs and/or drink.
(calling who you were with the night before)

"that was a real heavy session. I have been seeing cider spiders since i woke up"
by polecat1982 August 25, 2007
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spider nigga

Spider Nigga, Spiderman but a nigga not Miles morales tho he a true nigga instead of a robber killing uncle ben he the one who killed uncle ben. The way he got his powers was by fucking a spider thot and hes been spider nigga for 15 mins. he also kills niggers not white people. Hes been the hero of the hood for many mins and always will be he also reads niggalations instead of the Bible.
"Oh shit is that Spider Nigga"
"Yeah he shot my nigga the other day"
by Spider Nigga January 25, 2019
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spiders from mars

The band that Ziggy Stardust plays in from David Bowies song "Ziggy Stardust"
"Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with Wierd and Gilly,
The Spiders from Mars.
He played it left hand, but made it too far,
Became the special man, then we were Ziggy's Band."
by RUCAS June 29, 2008
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Cider Spiders

The imaginary spiders which are crawling all over you during your hangover which makes you feel anxiety, loss of bodily functions and the all encompassing fear of impending doom.

Cider Spiders can come on during your hangover and symptoms include:

- the feeling of death approaching;
- sweating;
- panic for no reason;
- being able to hear your heart beat above everything else;

- anxiety;
- soft furniture become intolerable;
- clothing becomes restricted and the idea of removing all your clothing and lying on cold floors seems the only real way out.
Oh my dear god , here comes the Cider Spiders
by dixie222 March 2, 2019
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my spider

Guy :That's my spider !

Girl :pet?

Guy : no, I mean as my homie lol
by Jacobperez22 November 1, 2017
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i'm not here to fuck spiders

(Australian) "I'm already doing that" or "Obviously, yeah"
At the bar with a friend
Mate: do you want to get a beer?
Me: well, I'm not here to fuck spiders!
by rahx April 9, 2015
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