supercake

brick of yae.
or
very good coke

"ya i cop that super 8,
you no i got that supercake"

by fishfigs March 2, 2009

Spermatella

A spread, specifically made for people with an unusual sexuality. Only available in Australia, and coming soon to Mexico!

Wallace had some nice toast with Spermatella on it to start his day.

by chocolate-rain November 8, 2009

Spermanent

When one's actions lead to a permanent, unpleasant, stain.

OH CRAP! THAT STAIN IS GOING TO BE SPERMANENT!

by air4ever January 3, 2011

spermanent

What da gal's parents in a shotgun wedding try to ensure dat da "loose with his zipper" dude's marriage to their daughter is gonna be.

Da singers in Da Yoopers' songs "Three Months Late" and "Da Couch Dat Burps" speak of a spermanent marriage of a young couple dat was prompted by da gal's missing several of her periods following a night of drunken "fun times".

by QuacksO January 14, 2020

Spermcano

When you have a pimple on your dick and you pop it while ejaculating

Shit man I just popped spermcano on that bitch from two doors down

by Nasty nate117 April 11, 2020

spermanent markers

Da tell-tale color-bands in a DNA test dat show you as being da father of a love-baby; said genes will always remain a part of said offspring's future lineage.

Spermanent markers in a child's DNA chart are always gonna be a pesky reminder of your past lack of responsible behavior with da child's mama.

by QuacksO March 10, 2021

spermaceti

Sperm spaghetti

Are we having spermaceti for dinner? Yah lemme it’ll be done in 15 seconds

by anonymous February 3, 2022