sperber

one who does not brush his hair, excessively uses the term "mehhhh", and gets lost but finds things at the same time.

"Look at that disgusting sperber over there"

by Steven Goplowski December 9, 2008

Spermgerm

nasty sperm from a man's penis

man, this is some spermgerm you've got here.

by SamBob November 28, 2003

Open Heart Sergery

A large, Loose, Vagina

She has been fucked so much it looks like she had open heart sergery.

She's so loose, she must have had open heart sergery, gross.

by junner December 3, 2003

tiphani sparger

Gorgeous. Lovely. Googley eye'd fuck. Weird. Perfect for guys named Cameron.

Tiphani Sparger is gorgeous. I loke yoU!

by camcamcamcamcamsimplycam October 7, 2010

sperge

to blow your wad, discharge of semen. ejaculation

i sperged all over my gf's face after i was done fucking her.

by austin May 13, 2005

Speager

A small, furry animal with red ears and a tail with spikes on the end that shoot venom and attack things like humans and pull them into the water. Also known to spin webs and shoot lasers from eyes. Extrememly dangerous.

The wild Speagers of the areas surrounding the University of Western Ontario.

by Dr. Sherman Lipton, PhD, Biological Sciences and Awesomeness January 29, 2007

Sperbering

Throwing up in one's own mouth.

I walked in on two fat people having sex and began sperbering.

by joketrump July 7, 2009