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Smelted Snowflake

The effect that occurs when the Snowflake realizes they are entitled to nothing, they're not that special at all and should've developed thicker skin throughout life. They are melting uncontrollably because they are no longer in denial of the false reality and construct that they have believed about themselves, hence smelted.
Dutch was getting a little offended over some of the ribbing from his fantasy football cohort. That was the moment his buddy Zicky Gervais realized what was occurring Dutch was at the beginning of the process of becoming a Smelted Snowflake.
by Hixxz68 November 7, 2019
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Cream shelter

A small enviroment where a male ejaculates
by Kieranbrammasytisgudloads March 15, 2017
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Spectacle creep

A phenomenon occurring when the creator/creators of certain a media franchise (in games, movies, comics, etc) try to keep things fresh and interesting by unwisely making everything bigger, better and more spectacular. This can lead to the feeling that everything up to that point didn't really have a point or that everything after this point is pointless since it's just so ridiculously over the top.
"First Gotham, then the world!"
Mr. Freeze on Spectacle creep
by GOTLANDSKORV November 18, 2013
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Seltzaholic

An individual suffering from seltzaholism. Seltzaholism is a disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on seltzer, leading to impaired social and vocational functioning, and the development of withdrawal symptoms upon reduced intake.
After years of maladaptive seltzer consumption, the seltzaholic succumbed to effervescence of the liver.

Desperate for a fix, the seltzaholics arm-wrestled over the last bottle of grapefruit seltzer.
by Sharks V. Neti April 21, 2009
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skelting

The act of doing less than nothing. #lazy, even a sloth moves faster, #Laziest, Nothing is ever finished at this speed.
Peter had been skelting all day and hadn't even managed to eat breakfast
by TwoKingsProductions March 12, 2015
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bronado shelter

Designated bronado-free safe havens. Examples of effective bronado shelters: libraries, farmers markets, museums, art installations, hipster-occupied coffee shops

Unlike tornado shelters, there's no universal wayfinding signage to guide you to safety, so emergency preparedness and education are key to ensuring your safety. Bronados form when a group of amped bros form together. Be on the lookout for visible warning signs, including but not limited to: drunken high fiving, fist pumping, backward caps, v-neck or popped collar shirts, excessive hair product and/or cologne. Audible clues include loud use of the words bro, champ and boss.
Good thing we saw that bronado shelter, otherwise we could've been subjected to high fives and found ourselves at a party with beer pong.
by +ApN+ July 22, 2016
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wank shelter

A safe haven which could be limited to a closet, toilet, single room or a complete house were a male organism is able to produce semen by hand without being disturbed.
Kim: Have you seen Dennis?

Johan: I haven't seen him in ages
Olaf: Dennis has locked himself in his wank shelter.
by Dennissayshi November 18, 2016
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