An unfortunately common
skin condition possessed by friends or roommates who, despite all their efforts of cleaning (if any), always smell fucking horrible. Their bedsheets are worryingly discolored yellow as a result of their
nasty,
cheese covered skin constantly being in contact with it, which in turn creates a reluctance for you to touch them. Like a boisterous
drunk, a person suffering from Full Body Smegma makes their presence instantly known, but rather than being obnoxiously rude and loud, they bring a stench so gut punching that if you tried to breathe through your mouth to avoid the stench, you'
d probably throw up instead.
Guy 1: "
Dude, my roommate always smells like ass, he's
nasty."
Guy 2: "If his skin's kinda greasy he probably has Full Body Smegma."
Guy 1: "You mean he has dick
cheese all over his body?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, pretty much."
