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Speedshitting

While dating a girl - particularly in the first awkward weeks - speedshitting refers to the act of taking a very fast shit in her appartment's/dowm room's bathroom, as to induce her to thing you were only - harmlessly - urinating.
Girl: "We spend a lot of time together...but I noticed...err"
Boy: "Yes?"
Girl "You...never seem to do a numer two!!"
Boy "Well...I was speedshitting"
by Brezzo85 June 28, 2011
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speedsofter

The Airsofter who generally carries one mag on the field (5-15 minute games) and is normally CQB games. Normally they wear a hoodie and you need to shoot them a few times (most cheaters look like this)
That speedsofter guy will not call his hits
by Gwhahshd February 27, 2017
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Speedboating

Guy Lombardo was not just a orchestra leader, he was into speedboating as well.
by Flava Jay December 9, 2008
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Russian Speedboat

Taking the drugs DayQuil and NightQuil at the same time. That shit cray.
i was flying on a russian speedboat the entire funeral, it was great.
by Best Test In the West October 19, 2012
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Speedsofter

A speedsofter is typically someone who wears all black and sports a Dye Mask. Typically known for cheating, and the use of Polarstars.
The Speedsofter will not call his hits.
by SexyMuffin12 December 7, 2017
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SpeedSkater

An athlete who speed skates, sometimes made fun of for being homosexual because of the tight clothes the athlete wears while speedskating.

A very cruel nickname.
(some guy see's somebody speedskating)
guy: LMFAOO look at that SpeedSkater WHAT A HOMO!
by Therealmr360beast March 25, 2010
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Speedskating

The act of calling up an elderly woman in the pursuit of oral pleasure, and then following up by taberknackling the phone and the elderly woman's pet gerbal. This can be done (in the case the speedskater is gay) to an elderly man as well.
Robby: "I just speedskated Old Lady Gertrude down the street. You wouldn't believe how good old lady gums and gerbal fur feels on your nuts."

Casey: "Gee wizz...I can't wait til I can speedskate my gramma!"
by Dick Tracy December 19, 2004
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