Spencing

Act of rape by sticking a finger in other persons belly button for more than 3 seconds

i am spencing your mom

by yaybox3000 February 6, 2010

speeching

Term used by George Bush when describing the action of addressing the public.

Hey Tony, get your face out of my arse and listen to some of the stuff I was speeching to the public today.

by K May 18, 2004

speedingslug

A really fast Gastropod, as opposed to a slow one, and to travel at speed leaving a trail of mucus behind it.

There he goes - faster than a speedingslug.

by speedingslug May 13, 2007

Speeding Lee Dude

Having sexual intercourse with an Asian woman with big breasts in the back seat of a car while your (or her) parents are in the front seat.

I gave that chink a Speeding Lee Dude on the way to the movie, with her parents in the FRONT SEAT!

by Lee_dude December 26, 2007

speeping

The act of urinating while sleeping.

The girl of my dreams kissed me while I was speeping, then I woke up.

by TheSpeeper January 16, 2010

speeding bus

don't stand in front of one of these

if in london, try not to cross the road
-a wise wise man

by tim pen June 1, 2005

speeding motorist

This term typically describes a form of doggy style sex in which the male or otherwise equipped individual begins doggy style sex with a female except with a running start. Very often this can come as a surprise to the female and is generally not recommended to be done to a female who is not properly prepared to receive such a dramatic first strike. It is possible in both lower orifices although anal is typically not recommended. Major injury may be caused. Certain more devious males may perform this action without notice and in some cases have been known to use a war-like cry to cause the female to abruptly jerk up exposing her anus as a more viable target. Because men were not made with proper targeting systems, the desired orifice may be missed. For those truly determined to attempt this it is recommend that slower practice runs be made first.

"I was down for some doggy but that son of a bitch pulled a speeding motorist!"

"I begged him for a speeding motorist but he was afraid he'd break me."

"I gave her a real surprise, when she turned back I gave her a speeding motorist so strong she flew off the other side of the bed."

"She dumped me the moment I started toward her for a speeding motorist."

by Jesus 2.0 February 17, 2007