spedgasm

When a SPED(special ed) kid yells out in his or her wheelchair and it scares all of the children in class.

The sped in the hallway had a spedgasm and it disturbed my learning.

by Iamthekidthatlivesdownthestree May 24, 2017

SPED NATION

A term made by a ROBLOX volleyball community which mean a group of stupid/retarded people that would act like speds.

"AYE YO SPED NATION"

"look at that Sped Nation"

by Sped Nation September 21, 2020

Club Sped

A retard gangbang. Usually associated with Depend® Diapers and Danmar® Seizure Helmets.

Alexander was in a Club Sped last night. And that's why he has barbeque sauce on his forehead.

by Alexander Martin Beardsley February 24, 2004

Sped Speeder

A.K.A the short bus.

Retards go to school in this including people with down syndrome, cystic fibrosis, and etc.

The sped speeder aint a bus at all. Its a chevy van with seatbelts and speakers playing "Happy" music.

by Mike Kobi November 19, 2003

Seedz

A gangly and cumbersome creature that lacks even the most basic social skills normally associated with the species. Can be dangerous when angered or cornered. Furthermore, the average Seedz is easily spooked by the common garden sparrow, and will flee at top speed (about 2 mph) at the sight of said sparrow. A hoarding animal, it's den will often contain vast amounts of formerly human possessions (Shiny objects such as money, snack food in wrappers, and bottle caps are often found). A rank smell also trails this creature wherever it happens to roam in the Western Tennessee/Eastern Arkansas region.

The Seedz, frightened by a common garden sparrow, fled into the Chickasawn National Wildlife Refuge.

by ilikeadodachacha February 21, 2013

Spedbabe

An extremely retarted and stupid girl yet also attractive.

Boy #1: "Did you see that girl in science?"
Boy #2: "Yeah, she was a spedbabe. Drooled all overherself but I'd still do her."
Boy #1: "I think her name was Casey."
Boy #2: "I think I might ask her out."

by NotMe121314 November 28, 2009

spedhymere

It is a real illness; suffered by people, who over the years have been actively awake. Years accrued of insomnia.

The Elderly will need a special facility for Spedhymere patients.

Spedymere patients will not be able to follow normal time schedule. (like Day 4)

by Dana Hemp January 16, 2014