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builder's special 

Whenever a house is built in a subdivision for the momentary gain of the evil developers and "home builders", this is what the landscaping is refered to.
Often in place of a wooded area that contains irreplacable diversity in it's flora and fauna, The builder will select a generic assortment of bushes, trees, and other plants. These will typically include the short lived Bradford Pear, Red Maple, Pin oak (both native to marshy areas), Burning Bush, Japanese Barberry (both considered invasive), various Junipers & arborvites, Korean Boxwood, and whatever other generic plants they have to choose from at places like WAL-MART, Lowes, Home Depot, K Mart and Target.
This is even the case around 2 million dollar McMansions.

This is one of the reasons why suburban sprawl is so damaging and why it disrupts the delicate ecological balance.

The builders special can also be seen around commercial development.
What a waste of land, this was 100 acres of farmland plus another 50 acres that was forested, and now we have a generic sudivision with 2 acre lots, McManions and ranch houses set all the way to the back of their lots. And whatever varity of plants that was found in the wooded portion will be lost forever to be replaced by the builder's special.
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carpenter's special 

She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...

Fireman's Special 

When you finish having sex with a woman with a large full bush, and immediately after coitus blow a load on her genital hair, effectively extinguishing the brush fire cause by vigorous pounding.
I gave your mom a Fireman's Special last night, because she was in danger of a full on scorcher.

Ellie's Special Water 

Urine produced by a person named Ellie, almost always intended to be passed pff as a beverage of some sort to be consumed by somewhat slow boys named after crafty, wily mammals.
I was about to slam back a bottle of Honey Brown when Ellie warned me that it wasn't beer but a bottle of her Special Water

Juanita's Special Bean Dip

To engage in intercourse in someones rectum, then vagina, then mouth without even so much as a rinse.
She said she wanted to try something new so i let her have Juanita's Special Bean Dip.

special people's club 

A organization designed specifically for people that are not "normal"
I am a certified member of the Special People's Club!
special people's club by Tamy August 17, 2003

sheepherder's special 

What to tell a cocktail server when he/she is what you want.
Cocktail server: "What can I get you?"
"A sheepherder's special."
The server will return with a yes/no after being informed by an experienced bartender.
sheepherder's special by Sailor September 23, 2003