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meet the spartans 

the worst, gayest, movie ever. if you took date movie and epic movie, and added them together, and took out all the funny scenes(which there wern't that much of) and replace them with gay scenes, you'll have meet the spartans. Any hope of a scene being funny is squandered when they gay it up with things like gooch-ginas and gay break dancing. Any guy who liked this movie at all is most likely gay. By calling somebody "Meet the spartans" you are either calling them gay or saying that they are the least funny person ever. You can use MTS as an abreviation for meet the spartans if you want. By saying someone has "MTS" it means they are gay and un-funny as hell.
Jay: Hey dude, why was Jones acting so gay at that party last night?
Mike: I don't no. He probably has MTS.

Friend 1: Why'd ur mom call 911?
Friend 2: What? She did?
Friend 1: Ya! BECAUSE THE SCALE TOLD HER TO!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLZ!!!!!
Friend 2: Dude... Get out of my face U f-ing piece of meet the spartans.

Jones: Hey there, sexy.
Nick: DUDE! stop trying 2 go all meet the spartans on my ass!
meet the spartans by drik December 9, 2008
a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky
I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!
Spermante by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005

Stearmanned

1)Blindo, blind drunk.
Richard Stearman, Sheffield United defender, blind drunk after getting United back into the Premier League.
I'm going to go and get absolutely stearmanned tonight!
Stearmanned by BeesyChalls April 28, 2019

spermaniac 

a disease commonly found in exchange student after they have been bullied and force to take part in a orgy where they have to drink 5 or more gallons of man sperm so they get used to it and cant live without it, people with this disease often become very strong and muscly because of the high amounts of protein in the sperm.
damn, look at that asian boi, he got good booty and is strong as hell, he must got the spermaniac disease
spermaniac by Logi Boi Iceland December 11, 2019
A scar man is a low class weasel from Scarborough
Me and my Scarmans bout to pull up
Scarmans by RichmondsMan February 10, 2022
One of the many potential outcome languages resulting from taking multiple foreign language classes simultaneously.
I forgot whether I was in my Spanish 1 class or my German 1 class, so I ended up translating "Where is the dog?" to "¿Dónde está der Hund". I'd be getting an A in Sperman right now.
Sperman by RequiemCube July 16, 2010

spartans legacy 

A shit clan in the mobile game "clash of clans" that likes to talk trash but always gets beat.
spartans legacy by SuzieMom December 8, 2017