Spanish Or Vanish

Said by an shitty bird who is dangerous world-wide. He's an green owl which looks green, cute and innocent but in reality he fucking kidnap the users' family if they don't do their lession. It is said that duolingo's favourite language is Spanish. If you don't do your spanish lessons he might come in your house, kidnap your family or either vanish you. That's why he says Spanish Or Vanish.

Person: I feel tired. I'll not do my spanish lessons today, after all , nothing will happen if I didn't do my lessons for 1 day.
Duolingo: *Breaks door* SPANISH OR VANISH?

by ImTheLocalIdiot May 25, 2021

Spanish Class

Actual fucking hell

Time to go to Spanish class!

by IAmTheGayAgenda April 29, 2019

spank the plank

A handshake, or high five (or low five).

"OMG! Man, how long has it been?! Get over here and spank the plank, brother!"

by talk2me-JCH2 June 30, 2017

spank you very much

This describes a comical greeting between those who have a spanking fetish.

Ben Dover pulled out the paddle and said "spank you very much " to Wonda Wonderpig!

by I, Wreckerrr February 15, 2017

Spank the entropy

( abbrev. STE) Derivatives: Spank it; spank it hard (abbrev. SIH)

1. put in order and reduce chaos.
2. an expression of encouragement, a rally of support to handle a challenge.
3. get a grip on unruly matter and energy; overcome obstacles.
4. exerting personal will to prevent or stop deterioration of an object or situation.
5. a call to defeat the doctrine of inevitable decline and degeneration.
6. slapping the tendency of all matter and energy in the universe to decay to a state of inert uniformity.
7. looking the Second Law of Thermodynamics in the eye.

"Spank the entropy!"

"That sucks but I know you can spank it."

"I gotta spank my room it's a mess."

"He spanked the financial insolvency situation."

"Get a grip, spank it man, spank it hard."

"I'm off to spank some entropy."

A: "What an f-in mess."
B: "Well ... spank it."

by Vanna Bonta January 19, 2008

Wolfstar Skanks

An army of skanks assembled during the Shoebox Rereading Project. These badass people are Wolfstar shippers of the highest caliber and with the lowest levels of sanity. Can be found blogging on tumblr, skillfully impersonating the Marauders and co., weeping over fanfiction, doing ridiculous things on camera, or lurking the reread tinychat.

Look at the Wolfstar Skanks tag on tumblr. Just look at it, sitting there in all its revered glory.

by Remus Fucking Lupin January 1, 2012

spank the badger

To make a grave error in word or deed resulting in a catastrophe for another(s) for which the perpetrator(s) of the word or deed show little remorse

R and H are hitting golf balls on a driving range at an elite golf club. The trajectory of the balls being hit parallels a popular tourist walkway that hugs a scenic section of coast line. R tees up a ball and unleashes a horrific and massive swing that produces a colossal hook bending the ball to the extreme left and missleing its way directly at a group of foreign, camera-toting tourist trudgeling along on the walkway. The golf ball finds home smack in the heart of the tourists and ricochets off of one the unsuspecting tourist’s head causing him to stand stiff upright, recite a portion of his nation’s anthem and then collapse completely and totally to the ground. The ball finds purchase in a 12-gallon boiling-hot espresso-to-go ‘cup’ held by an elderly man causing the hot ‘joe’ to be sprayed all over the other visitors who begin to express their shock and outrage through an impromptu interpretive dance based loosely upon the opening scenes of 2001: A Space Odyssey. R and H look on at the show on the walkway quite detached as though watching a mildly amusing 70’s sit-com to which H offers up, “Boy, did you really spank the badger on that one!” They both chuckle at the tourists’ expense and tee another one up.

by Royal Wulff September 15, 2009