Spak head

Someone who is so retarded they physically struggle performing normal tasks and often interfere with normal people.

That fuckin spak head is the worst fuckin fortnite teammate. He fuckin built infront of me the spak head.

by Coonmumcher 123 January 10, 2019

spak ed

someone who continuously slaps there for head also known as a woodison slappa

a man walks down a road continuously slapping his head his name is mark woodison called a spak ed

by dj brettista October 13, 2006

Turtel spaK

A rare form of diarrhoea that rather the liquefy human waste, it hardens, filling your intestines with the waste until you can literally ‘shit’ from your mouth, the waste forming odd shapes much alike to the reptile ‘the turtle’. The occurs only in people named ‘Ben’ or ‘Abercrombie’

"Holly Shit, Ben! You've got Turtle spaK! Quick! hang upside down befor you choke!"

by Freaky Hobbit August 01, 2005

Spak-A-Dak

mongoled Paki

You Spak-A-Dak Muhammed Gihaj

by mom darriott July 27, 2010

spak bus

the bus that the spastics use to get to school every day

jake: miley definetly take the spak bus

miley: **spastic noises**

by matoos likes penis September 03, 2021

Spak

A temper tantrum - specifically thrown by a young child who doesn't get what he or she wants.

I was shopping for bread when Johnnie decided to throw a spak on the floor of the supermarket.

by Marnie Birch July 20, 2022