Spacklock

The imaginary device a Spackman uses to devine time.

No real effort is ever made to ensure its accuracy, yet it's fabricated output is considered to be as reliable as actual Big Ben by the lesser spotted Spackman}

Similar to a Caribbean Clock.

Luke: Why has James gone home? It's five minutes to five!
Rupert: He's using his Spacklock again.

Luke: James, what time is it?
James: Morning.

by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009

specfuckintacular

A sarcastic way to say spectacular

Person 1:you only got a B on the test? I got an A.

Person 2:Well that's just so specfuckintacular for you.

by Megan Thompson May 13, 2005

Specfuckular

Absolutely amazing. The highest level of spectacular. Brilliant.

"That game of football was totally specfuckular"

by Scotty Bulldog November 23, 2009

Sockfuck

Calling someone a slut; Implying that their pussy is loose after having sex with them...
Basically calling someone a sock full of lube and it being like a slut's pussy- since its loose. Insulting someone with a poor sense of humor.

"Dude, have you had sex with Kayla yet?"
"Yea, man...Shes such a Sockfuck!"

"Dude,take a joke and lighten up...You act like a sockfuck..."

by MichaBlue March 12, 2019

sickfuck

a person who thinks and says sick and dirty things, usually about fucking. Therefor someone came up with combining sick and fuck. Thats a smart ass person.

ryan h: I wanna fuck you up the nose
random person: eeww bitch your one sick fuck

thanks to tayler for the inspiration of this defintion

by bendazzle August 6, 2004

Slackfucks

Someone who claims to give their all in events/competitions but falls very short on the final day.

A lot of us spent all we had and went in to win. The Slackfucks just sat near the bottom, made excuses and were only in it for a prize and a free ride.

by 2foothead July 28, 2014

Shackluck

To get what one deserves and blame it on misfortune

Shackluck - to hike up a glacier In Sandals and complain that ones feet hurt.

by Mr A Stanley August 23, 2006