Space Monkey

An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.

see pterodactyl or porch monkey
Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!

I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.
by Rob Bob May 22, 2008
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Space Monkey Mafia

A film making crew based in the United States producing films that can be viewed on YouTube.
Person 1: Did you see the new SMM (Space monkey mafia) film?
Person 2: That was beyond a film, that was the definition of AWESOME!
by SMMExtention1 January 1, 2010
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space monkey

A person who has an extremely odd cocktail of personality traits, is extremely dumb, wears crocs on all occasions and has one single comeback for everything, "your mom".
A person who's age cannot be determined just based on his/her knowledge and/or writing skills, unless you meet him/her in person.
1. Joshi is the space monkey of our group.
2. Behold! Here come the space monkey!
by Kthanxbai January 11, 2015
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MIDI based Grindcore band composing of a group of gibbons.

Also an unsuccessful mid-90's cartoon.
"Captain Simian and The Space Monkeys sure do suck."

"Yeah."
by King Kweh September 10, 2005
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non-duality space monkey

A person who takes the non-duality Advaita Hindu teachings too far. This person is kind of spacy and thinks that everything is okay even though people are being killed all over the world, or they don’t have compassion because they think the people deserve it for some reason because of karma. While that may be true or not true, we should all still have compassion for those who are suffering. Non-duality space monkeys are out to lunch on the compassion ticket.
Compassionate person: Dude, doesn't it make you sad that so many people are suffering in the world?
Non-duality space monkey: No, that's just the way it goes.
Compassionate person: That's messed up, don't you care?
Non-duality space monkey: Well there is no such thing as an individual anyway, so their suffering isn't even real.
Compassionate person: Wow, you are a serious space monkey. Dare I say it, a non-duality space monkey.
Non-duality space monkey: Yeah, I know.
by Christine Breese April 14, 2008
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Space Monkey

The act of masturbating while wearing a c-pap machine.
I walked in the room, with out warning, and caught him doing the space monkey.
by BlueCollarWoman April 27, 2024
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Space monkey

When they always talk about space but they have a obsession with monkeys
That yasser kid a such a space monkey
by Chazsup July 6, 2020
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