C-span

Watch the American taxpayers get robbed, LIVE!

"I was feeling good about politics, so i turned on C-span and began to sob"

by FocusOnWhatIsSaid,NotWhoSaysIt March 4, 2010

Life span of a retard

17 years

Life span of a retard is 17 years they are mostly 5’7ish blonde females with small intellects

by $peek-EliZ September 4, 2022

Attention Span Ponzi Scheme

An Attention Span Ponzi Scheme is a system of recruitment of people to pay attention to a topic. People recruited to the topic are then encouraged to drag in the attention spans of others.

The entire system collapses when everyone realizes that the topic is bankrupt of value to be discussed in the first place.

Examples of Attention Span Ponzi Schemes include chain letters, time-wasting Facebook applications, and any social reference group that is based on recruiting others to participate or play for the subject to have sustained interest.

by GarethBeaumains March 12, 2009

short attention span

when someone is not able to listen or pay attention to their surroundings

someone is easily distracted

OMG dude what is wrong with you have such a short attention span.

by Idontknowcomputer November 22, 2013

Erection Span

When the attention span of a male lasts as long as his erection does, but usually related to the attention being focused on something nasty which normally wouldn't attract a male's attention under flaccid circumstances such as very nasty porn or fugly chicks or hookers.

One Dude to Another: I cannot believed I jacked off to that skank porn last nite. I also joined the skank porn site and spent like $39.95!

Another: Until you lose your erection span, stuff like that happens. Hopefully you've contained the damage to dick chafe and a slight hit to your credit card. One nite when I was on a business trip, my dick was hard and I ordered 2 hookers to a hotel room and it cost me $500. I should have just jerked off.

by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010

Attention Span Olympics

metaphorical phrase used to indicate a period requiring long hours of intense attention to detail.

Studying for law school finals feels like the Attention Span Olympics.

by free2invent December 11, 2010

Spic-Span

A proposed pedestrian overpass directly from Mexico to Canada, completely skipping the U.S.A.

"pedestrian overpass to canada, that was my idea, I was gonna call it the 'spic-span'!"

by KILLEMALLWATCHEMFALL March 22, 2010