superannuated flatus

Synonym for old fart.

Too many university faculty members wind up being superannuated flatuses over time. It's pasture time for them.

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

Supermaning

The act of having sex while the woman holds onto the bedposts and sticks her legs straight out (but with distance between them) while the man hold her body straight out during penetration...resulting in the female being in a superman-flight position.

Bob: "Wow, your sister must work-out."
Tom: "Why do you say that?"
Bob: "We were SuperManing last night for thirty minutes before her legs gave out."
Tom: "Fuck you man."

by Sal See Dough August 22, 2011

sperman

A very cool and sexay person who is half Spanish, half German.

"Sperman PRIDE yo!"

"I'm Sperman. Get your mind out of the gutter! It means half Spanish, half German."

by Albaa x3 September 1, 2008

superman effect

When youre unrecognizable without your glasses- undetermined facial features undetermined and ultimately 'unknown' only because you don't have your glasses on.

;Clark Kent was unrecognizable UNLESS he took his glasses off, only then did everyone know he was superman.

"My laptop's face id can't recognize me unless I take off my glasses..its like the superman effect".

by Nance_2.0 December 2, 2017

superman piss

The act of taking a piss with your hands on your hips. An alternate version is one hand on your hips, the other bracing against the wall like you're flying.

Dude, the guy in the urinal next to me started to superman piss, I got out of there before things got out of control!

by scotty_potty August 14, 2009

sugerman

The act of having sexual relations with a disease-riddled ex-girlfriend on an elevator in a shitty hotel with the express purpose of contracting a disease in order to avoid taking exams and/or raising the child conceived in said elevator, then smoking a post-coitus bacon flavored cigarette.

Rather than study for his exams, Dirty Johnny called up his ex-girlfriend for a little sugerman.

by miketysonspunchout1234 July 10, 2009

Stuperman

A being blessed with stupidity beyond measure and transcends the bounds of logic.

Did you see how Nic tripped over nothing? What a stuperman!

by stupermaster March 25, 2019