Spooning

Spooning basically means you're hugging someone close to you.

You're facing the other person's back as that other person is facing away.

Guy: Hope you like my stomach rubbing on your back as my arms are wrapped around your body.
Girl: I love it when you wrap your arms around me, I love spooning !

by Edgy_shit January 24, 2019

Rosetta Stoning

1. The act of heaving an object -- usually a rock or an empty beer can -- at your wife/girlfriend after she's said something that doesn't make any sense.

2. A violent act which occurs between a man and woman after a breakdown in communication.

Woman: "I know game seven of The World Series is on tonight, but I thought we could watch a John Cusack movie instead."

Man: *picks up x-box controller* "You're in for a Rosetta Stoning."

by Bad Obnauticus October 29, 2009

spooning the toilet

The act of wrapping ones self around a toilet during a long vomiting session (after drinking) because standing is not possible after the first half hour. Can also be observed if said person passes-out in position.

Approximately 2:00 in the afternoon on Josh's 21st birthday:

"Where's Josh?"

"He's already spooning the toilet."

"Did you get pictures?"

by bteen3 December 18, 2007

sonning

To disgrace a person.

son: In the past (Mainly on the East Coast) calling some one "son" meant you desrespected that person. However today it means no disrespect it is like saying hello.

Source Big Pun in the Song – Banned from TV: I been sonning nigg*s so long I think I got a grandson.

by Jerone James July 29, 2006

Platonic Spooning

A great way to keep warm and shelter your friend when it gets that little bit chilly at night, or it could be used as an opportunity to catch up on what they did that day. Platonic spooning is just like regular spooning, only it's with too friends. A great way to build camaraderie!

"Yo! Me and my friend Amira engaged in a night of platonic spooning last night!"

"Awesome dude! Did you bang?"

"No dude, we're just friends! What the f**k is wrong with you!?"

by Dr. Oot Erous November 7, 2012

skoning

Skype+Boning
-The act of having video sex on Skype or some other webcam video service.

Guy 1: Dude, me and Kate were totally skoning last night! It was awesome!

Guy 2: Badass! I love Skoning!

by JMC30 September 3, 2009

Kangaroo Spooning

The act of contouring one's body around that of a sleeping kangaroo. Kangaroos are often sound sleepers, so this is generally a safe practice. However, the act of spooning a waking roo may lead to a brutal and even deadly kick to the unmentionables.

Austin took part in some sweet kangaroo spooning this weekend. His girlfriend was really jealous.

by kingblingdong April 27, 2010