pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.
John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.
Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.
1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.
John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.
Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.
1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.
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An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
An animated physical display created with one's face by a simultaneous group of gestures consisting of blinking, puckering lips, sticking out the tongue, raised cheek smiling, and optional arm movements and positions for a body language effect. One performs the Socrates Face in an act of humor, behind someone's back when there is someone in front of them diverting their attention. When the person getting "Faced" as it were, notices the person speaking to them react as if something where funny behind him, he/she turns around to find only the straight face of the person behind them. This process is repeated until - A. Laughter takes over, or B. The person being "Faced" gets pissed off and walks away.
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by Socrates Strafcos October 13, 2018
Get the Socrates mug.A person who asks questions to what seeminglycan not be answered. Reasons for these can be:
A. They wish to incite questioning within their conversation partner.
B. They genuinely are curious, stupid and/or foolish.
The word is a reference to the greek philosopher Socrates, who was known to question every answer he got.
Nobody knows if he was secretly being next level or if he was just being a dumb shit.
Either way, everyone got tired of his bullcrap.
A. They wish to incite questioning within their conversation partner.
B. They genuinely are curious, stupid and/or foolish.
The word is a reference to the greek philosopher Socrates, who was known to question every answer he got.
Nobody knows if he was secretly being next level or if he was just being a dumb shit.
Either way, everyone got tired of his bullcrap.
A.
Adam: "Why are you a christian?"
Dave: "Because i believe in god."
Adam: "Why do you believe in god?"
Dave: "I see what you're doing here, Adam. Quit being such a Socrates and get back to work."
B.
Kjetil: "Who put my name on urban dictionairy
Steven: "Stop being a fucking socrates, dipshit."
Adam: "Why are you a christian?"
Dave: "Because i believe in god."
Adam: "Why do you believe in god?"
Dave: "I see what you're doing here, Adam. Quit being such a Socrates and get back to work."
B.
Kjetil: "Who put my name on urban dictionairy
Steven: "Stop being a fucking socrates, dipshit."
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Get the Socrates mug.Scrot as a prefix - means coldest. - Scr0tease x Scr0tumness x Scrotein means coldest sac of all time prob group leader snoom.
''Scr0tease'': The term comes directly from the Latin word scr0tum, which means a pouch. It is the medical term for the external sac of skin that contains the exames in most male mammals (minus Dovid Zvi Zajax)
"Scr0te" (slang): In British slang, "scr0te" is used as a term of gas someone up, effectively "short for scr0tumness" to describe someone considered useful or significant.
''Scr0tease'': The term comes directly from the Latin word scr0tum, which means a pouch. It is the medical term for the external sac of skin that contains the exames in most male mammals (minus Dovid Zvi Zajax)
"Scr0te" (slang): In British slang, "scr0te" is used as a term of gas someone up, effectively "short for scr0tumness" to describe someone considered useful or significant.
"Chantelle, I loved you, But you cheated, with Scr0tease from church. I'm gonna run up, And spray him, And leave him... in the church"
"Ayo it's the ebineze scr0tease"
"Scr0tease x Scr0tumness x Scr0tein x Colly x Geller"
"Ayo it's the ebineze scr0tease"
"Scr0tease x Scr0tumness x Scr0tein x Colly x Geller"
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