snorry

It's the "N" you add to sorry, when you are not sorry at all, and wish to state that in a snotty, yet witty manner.

I'm so snorry that my EX's new lady looks like an old horse.

by antipancakes February 18, 2013

Smurry

People that are called this are usually around the age of 13. They play baseball for a club named rake city and they only hit doubles. Another two known facts about the “smurry” is that he knows more about world war 2 history than his own teacher Mrs. Rees. The other fact is that he takes 2 foot lead offs whenever he is on base. This smurry is very rare and you do not want to go within 10 feet of this mammal or he will attack.

A true smurry only knows the date of birth of his dog but not his two sisters

by ConnO’ July 6, 2019

snlrrystan

snlrrystan is the coolest person ever! celebrities like Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Florence Pugh and Taylor Swift all adore her. She is the best friend you could ask for and she’s both good at singing and very clever

you like snlrrystan and follow her on tiktok?

omg i love you then

by taylorswiftisamilf October 1, 2021

mrs.scurry

A fun teacher but comes to your house if you are in trouble, (trust me I went through it) most of your family was in the class before you

(Student talking,) Mrs.Scurry: that's it im visiting your house !

by Cutegirlsuki July 31, 2017

taint slurry

1: The resultant mixture of nutsack sweat and anal leakage
2: Senator Josh Hawley

Despite the boiling temperatures, new age detergents, and concentrated bleach, we were unable to remove the taint slurry from your underwear, Mr Hawley.

by Mr. Dumpy from West Virginia January 22, 2021

Slurry Muff

Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.

Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.

It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.

Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"

Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"

Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:

Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants

(London's Burning)

by Doug May 20, 2008

scurry

a dingus, silly person, who scurries around the place like no other.

Savannah stop being such a scurry!

by savali June 9, 2014