snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 17, 2017

Snuffleupagus

An upagus who catches the COVID.

The snuffleupagus ran out of tissues, but thankfully, his sniffles subsided.

by TruthBeTold_22 October 16, 2020

Snuffleupagus

While partaking in the insuffolation of a controlled substance as a group, that rude individual who mercilessly snorts up way more than their fair portion, leaving the remaining participants with very little to enjoy.

"Well..there was plenty on the plate, until snuffleupagus here had to show us how it's done."

by Muz-therfuker September 2, 2025

mister snuffleupagus

1. noun. Reffering to the Jim Henson character from Sesame Street. Any person often reffered to and talked about by a single person or small group of people, but who has yet to actually show up anywhere that you and/or most people you know have ever been, often creating doubt as to whether this person actually exists.

2. adjective. Having charachteristics of someone often reffered to and/or talked about, but who one has never met or never seems to actually be present, and possibly may not even exist.

1. Alexis has been talking about her boyfriend Byran for over a month, but I think he's a "Mister Snuffleupagus".

2. I think this guy you keep talking about who supposedly has the best shit in town for cheap is totally Mister Snuffleupagus, dude.

by Christopher J Olsen September 10, 2006

Snuffleufagus

An enlarged jar of Nutella that has come alive and has the sniffles

I accidentally bought snuffleufagus at the store.

by Maddie Inez April 18, 2017