Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm

1. Phrase used to express shock at something very unlikely.

Bob : "The U.S. have just declared defeat in the middle east..."
John : "Fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm!"

by Powerfix June 11, 2006

showstopper

One in the pink, three in the stink.

Fuck the Shocker...it's all about the Showstopper!

by Adamn! October 17, 2006

Japanese Snowstorm

when a girl sits down in front of a giant fan, and a group of men blow loads into the fan. Covering the girl in a sweet sticky substance.

It was a hot day in the office, so we gave the secretary a Japanese Snowstorm.

by Dr. Gobble-dick February 6, 2009

Belgian snowstorm

The act of a male ejaculating into an anus (male or female) and then the reciever farts into the males face spraying semen and thus creating a snowstorm effect.

"The other night I was fucking this bitch in the ass and she turned around and gave me a belgian snowstorm."

"A what?"

"A Belgian snowstorm, she farted my load into my face."

by jrod8966 October 15, 2009

Nicaraguan Snowstorm

1. A sexual act in which the male partner stands behind a spinning fan and ejaculates into it. The fan disperses and propels the ejaculate through the front of the fan and into the face of the receiving partner, covering their face and possibly blinding them momentarily.

A variant on the Nicaraguan Snowstorm is the Nicaraguan Blizzard, where more than one male ejaculates into the fan.

The Nicaraguan Snowstorm is my favorite sexual act next to the Panamanian Petting Zoo and Kentucky Klondike Bar.

by Patrick and Trevor January 8, 2008

Brown Snowstorm

The act of shitting on another person usually for sexual pleasure, much like a golden shower.

It is intensified if the person giving has a bad case of violent diarrhoea.

I had a spicy chicken curry last night, down for a brown snowstorm?

by ChitBaker90 October 7, 2016

Rochester Snowstorm

When a sign language interpreter, usually from RIT, gives a bomb ass handjob, presumably bomb ass due to their mastery of hand movement

Yo, I just got a Rochester Snowstorm from the CS2 interpreter.

by WordMaker3000 January 15, 2019