business socks

the socks you wear during business time. Preferably Black, Ribbed, with a yellow / orange stripe on the toe. Business socks are the only item of clothing allowed during business time.

I know it's business time because I'm wearing business socks. that's why they call them business socks.

business socks are definitely in play today babe. The ones I'm wearing are black...& Ribbed....& they have that yellow stripe at the tip...you won't be able to resist my wicked sexy business socks! All your friends who read this comment will be overcome with jealousy...they can't contain themselves because my socks are so sexy! When I see you I'm going to strip.............................off my shoes & yell "Lucky Girl" while you look at my super sexy socks. I thought I would warn you now so that I don't endanger your life later. I wouldn't want you to faint & perhaps hit your head causing a massive headwound...You would not want to be known amongst your friends, relatives, & coworkers (i mean associates) as Massive Headwound (insert name here). That would be very sad. So I have warned you about my super sexy business socks. You know that store in the Galleria mall in Edina called "Sox Appeal"...of course you do..you shop there all the time..well they named that store after my feet...er...socks.

It's Business! It's Business Time!

by criostoir September 20, 2006

Black Socks So It’s Not Gay

Bruh if you forget to say no homo while wearing black socks you’re good, but if you forget to say no homo while not wearing black socks nigga you gay

Tyrese : Imma clap his ass bruh.
Recoome : Bruh you forgot to say no homo, gay ass!
Tyrese : It’s all good I’m wearing black socks so it’s not gay.
Recoome : Ah, Ight you good then.

by Yung Burrito Penis August 29, 2018

Snock

when you're having a snack, and its too good

also said in a British accent

omg this snock is sooo good

by lit shook god leblanc January 16, 2018

Cardboard Socks

When a person is having a masturbation session, they are about to blow their load, but they haven't got something to unload into, they pick up a dirty sock and blow the load into it. They forget it's lying there for weeks, and the cum makes the sock harden like cardboard.

Tom: Dude, what is up with that smelly sock?

Jeffrey: Dude, I was lazy, I blew my big load into that sock last week and it's like cardboard now.

Tom: Cardboard socks!

by PulsarIrish November 13, 2007

frog snacks

A publicly correct form of "fuck's sake"

For frog's snacks Buck, Donny near lost his ciggrittes doin' his curtsy!!! Frog snacks, looks like the kart's gonna need some more 'coutrements after that appliance jump.

by Schralp24.7 July 30, 2015

dead socks

Used socks that really reek -- they make your closet (and the wash room when you finally launder the fuckers) smell like there's a dead rat behind the wall.

PISS YOU!!! I can smell that you have these stupid motherfucking dead socks in your clothes basket in that closet!!!

by Telephony August 20, 2013

Chillax Snacks

Chillax Snacks are CBD infused gourmet edibles. They’re handcrafted in small batches using premium ingredients and full spectrum CBD oil derived from hemp. They contain no THC so they won’t get you high or make you fail a drug test.

I feel so much better since I ate those Chillax Snacks, bruh! I want to order more soon.

by GoosieGirl December 15, 2018